What did Kurtis Blow tell his son when teaching him how to drive?

THESE are the brakes!

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What did Ray Charles say when his wife told him she wanted a divorce?

I did not see that coming.

What did a bad teacher tell their wisecracking student?

Don't get smart with me.

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What are you guys yelling about?

them: YOU'RE DRIVING

What's the longest you've ever stared at your phone without glancing up to look at the road while driving?

For me it's three weeks.

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What did Noah tell his son while they were fishing?

Better get this right, I only have 2 worms.

What is that son of yours doing these days ?

2nd Monster: He's at medical school. 1st Monster: Oh what's he studying 2nd Monster: Nothing they're studying him!

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What do Hispanic parents say to teach their son to drive?

Jesus, take the wheel!

Why did the hippy teach the lumberjack calculus?

So he'd use natural logs!

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How do make a car top?

Tep on the brake 'tupid.

How do you top a car?

You tep on the brake, toopid.