What did Kurtis Blow tell his son when teaching him how to drive?

THESE are the brakes!

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How can you tell if a hippy came to your house?

He's still there.

Why is hip hop popular among urban youth?

because it's the only time a black man can tell a crowd of white people to put their hands in the air.

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Where do we go?

Me: Left Axl: Where do we go now Me: Straight. Axl: Oh, where do we go now Me: Damn it, Axl, let me drive!

Why do americans get manuals when buying a new car?

I thought they only drive automatic

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How'd you sleep last night?

Son says: "umm... With my eyes closed " Edit: This actually happened btw. Probably funnier irl.

What did MC Hammer name his son?

Arman.

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Why does Snape teach options and not herbology?

His lily died

What about breakfast teaches us the difference between "interested" and "committed"?

In a ham and egg sandwich, the chicken had an interest, but the pig is committed.

Brake Jokes More Brake Jokes

What do you call a cab driver who lost his brakes?

A screwdriver

How do you make a car top?

You gotta 'tep on the brake 'tupid!