How do you top a car?

You tep on the brake, toopid.

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Where do pigs park their cars?

In porking lots.

Who, dad?

Your dog, son. I hit your dog with the car.

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What did Kurtis Blow tell his son when teaching him how to drive?

THESE are the brakes!

Why are Muslims so good at driving at night?

Because that's when they brake fast.

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How do make a car top?

Tep on the brake 'tupid.

How do you top a truck?

tep on the brake tupid