How do you top a car?

You tep on the brake, toopid.

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What is a NYC nanosecond?

If you are stuck at a red light, its the time that it takes for the occupant of the car behind you to honk his horn when the light turns green.

What happens when Mario parks his car outside the wrong castle?

He gets Toad

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How do you top a car?

You tep on the brake, toopid.

What do you think you're doing driving through that intersection fifty miles an hour?

Driver: My brakes don't work so I was rushing home before I had an accident.

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How do you top a train?

Tep on the break tupid! :D:D:D

How do you top a truck?

tep on the brake tupid