What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa?

Santa knows to stop after three Ho's.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a black person and cancer?

Cancer got Jobs

What's the difference between Batman, and a black man?

Batman can go out at night without Robin. Ba-Dum-Tis!!!!!!!

Santa Jokes More Santa Jokes

Where did Santa meet his wife?

Conjunction junction, they specialize in hooking up words, phrases, and Clauses

How about Santa?

Ok but let's add something fierce so they are afraid to defy him

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What did the lesbian rattlesnake say to Hillary after they finished making love?

You know, they're right . . . we do taste like chicken!"

Why are lemons yellow?

They don't know it either - that's why they are so sour

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

Why did the boy stop using his Sony, his Boombox, and his Bose Radio?

He stopped believing in stereotypes.

Which Elizabethan sailor could stop bikes ?

Sir Francis Brake !

Tiger Woods Jokes More Tiger Woods Jokes

What do you get when you have Tiger Woods, Stephen Hawking, and Dwayne Johnson in the same room?

An Animal, a Vegetable, and a Mineral.

What's the difference between princess Diana and Tiger Woods?

Tiger Woods has a better driver

Ho Jokes More Ho Jokes

What does a pimp and a redneck have on common?

They both like to throw a ho-down.

What do you call a skank playing "H.O.R.S.E?

She missed two shots, so she's a ho. I'll leave now.