What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa?

Santa knows to stop after three Ho's.

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What's the difference between Olive Garden and Reddit?

At Olive Garden the servers actually work.

Whats the difference between a terrorist and a woman with PMS?

You can negotiate with a terrorist.

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Who sings "Love me tender" and makes Christmas toys?

Santa's little Elvis.

What was Santa's christmas-present for the kid with no hands?

new gloves for the cold days

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What do you call a folder on FBI's servers that contains all the intel on known child molesters?

A Pedo File.

How did Luke Skywalker know what Darth Vader got him for Christmas?

He felt his presents.

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What do you call a fox that can't stop shaking?

Michael

What are the two words men hate most unless used together?

Don't Stop

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What is the difference between Princess Diana and Tiger Woods?

One of them has a good driver.

What's the difference between Santa Clause and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops at 3 ho's.

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What song does a dwarf pimp sing?

high ho's, high ho's, it's off to work I go

What does the bee Santa Claus say ?

Ho hum hum !