What's the difference between a black person and cancer?

Cancer got Jobs

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a woman and a bowl of ramen noodles?

A bowl of ramen noodles is actually ready in 5 minutes.

What is the difference between a bag of cocaine and a four year old?

Eric Clapton wouldn't drop a bag of cocaine out the window

Cancer Jokes More Cancer Jokes

What did the deaf, blind dumb kid get for Christmas?

Cancer.

What costs you a fortune and leaves you in tears a year and a half later?

Not cancer, but my relationship that just ended today!

Job Jokes More Job Jokes

What is he doing now?

Friend: "Nothing" Me: "But I thought he got the job! " Friend: "Yes he did."

How does Dracula get his hair so perfect without a mirror?

Oh questions about the job No I'm good."

Black Person Jokes More Black Person Jokes

What's the difference between batman and a black person?

Batman can go to the store without robin'

What do you call one black person on the moon?

A problem. What do you call every black person on the moon *Problem Solved*