What is he doing now?

Friend: "Nothing" Me: "But I thought he got the job! " Friend: "Yes he did."

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Think Jokes More Think Jokes

Why did the rabbit run out of the fast-food restaurant?

He thought he heard someone order a quarter pounder on a toasted bunny.

Why did the citizen run for Sewer Commissioner?

He thought it was his civic doodie!

Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

Why did the man go to the doctor after taking his friend to work?

He had carpool tunnel

What does a guy with no friends be for Halloween?

Depressed

Job Jokes More Job Jokes

Whatever happened to the Bob the Builder kids show?

Handy Manny took his job.

What do chicks and jobs have in common?

They're usually only interest in you if you already have one.