What is he doing now?

Friend: "Nothing" Me: "But I thought he got the job! " Friend: "Yes he did."

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Why couldn't Mark think of a dad joke?

Mark is black.

What did grandpa say before he kicked the bucket?

How far do you think i can kick this bucket Also, Why did the chicken cross the road He was in the bucket(/spoiler)

Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

What did the psychic velociraptor say to his friend?

Dino what you're thinking."

Why didn't Princess Diana have very many friends on Xbox Live?

All she does is stay on the dashboard.

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What's the difference between black people and cancer?

Cancer got Jobs

What did the sarcastic taximan say when he lost his job?

Oh well that's just uber, isn't it