Why did the man go to the doctor after taking his friend to work?

He had carpool tunnel

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What man knows the way to a girl's heart more than any other?

A surgeon.

What do you get with a woman majoring in woman's studies?

I don't know but she'll never make as much as a man AND SHE KNOWS IT!

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What do blacks and bikes have in common?

They both stop working when you take their chains off. Edit: Oh, I'm sorry. I thought this was America. By the way, got this from AskReddit.

How do you greet a Rastafarian who's out of work?

jahbless

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How do you know if your friend has an iPhone?

They tell you.

What happened after the man borrowed a sad movie from his friend?

He lost it.

Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

Why did the shark go to the doctors?

Because he didn't feel very whale

Why did Jesus Christ go to the doctor?

His resurrection lasted more than four hours.

Carpool Tunnel Jokes More Carpool Tunnel Jokes

How do people with injured hands commute to work?

Carpool tunnels

Why did the man go to the doctor after taking his friend to work?

He had carpool tunnel