What do you call a dog that can walk on its hind legs all the time?

A human.

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What is it that separates humans from animals?

The Mediterranean Sea

Why can't humans hear a dog whistle?

Because dogs can't whistle. (X-post from r/dadjokes)

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Why didn't the dog play cards on his ocean cruise?

Because the captain stood on the deck.

Why did the dog go to the vets?

He was pawly. I'm sorry. I'll see myself out.

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What did the blindman say when he walked by the fish market?

Helllllllloooooo (insert your mother's/wife's/sister's/grandmother's name here.)

What did the blind man say when he walked past the fish store?

Hello, ladies"

Hind Leg Jokes More Hind Leg Jokes

What do you call a frog with no hind legs?

A: Unhoppy!!

What do you call a dog with no hind legs?

Dragon balls!