Why didn't the dog play cards on his ocean cruise?

Because the captain stood on the deck.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What happened to the dog that fell into a lens-grinding machine?

He made a spectacle of himself.

What dog is always tired in London?

An English sleep dog.

Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

What makes you say that, Tim?

Well, you're standing naked in my closet..."

Why can't bikes stand up without leaning on something?

They're two-tired.

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

Why is that my son?

Son: Because...Walking dead Intro/outro plays loud

How do you get a cellist to play fortissimo?

A: Write 'pp espressivo'.

Deck Jokes More Deck Jokes

What does marriage have in common with a deck of cards?

In the beginning, you only need two hearts and a diamond. Later on, a club and a spade.

Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

Because the captain was standing on the deck! Aargh

Card Jokes More Card Jokes

What kind of cards do donkeys send out near Christmas?

A: Mule-tide greetings.

Why shouldn't you play cards in the jungle?

Too many cheetahs!

Captain Jokes More Captain Jokes

How does captain hook cook pita bread?

With a pita pan.

What did the captain say to the men before they got on the boat?

Men, get on the boat."