Why must you question everything I say!?

Everything " I replied

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How did the writer pop the question?

He per-prosed

What's the answer for question #2?

2.B or not 2.B

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How did Sherlock reply to Watson's inquiry, "Sherlock, where did you get all of these lemons?

A lemon tree, my dear Watson."

Which I replied, "Wanna know whats also the size of Australia?

Australia.