What happened to the dog that fell into a lens-grinding machine?

He made a spectacle of himself.

Previous Random Joke Next

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What do you call a dog on the beach?

Sandy Claws Merry Christmas

What do you get when... ...you cross a religious skeptic, a dyslexic, and an insomniac?

A person who lays awake at night wondering if there really is a dog.

Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happened when Smokey the Bear started the forest fire?

A: He got arrested just like you would've.

What happens if you steal in Afghanistan?

You get Talibanned

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

Why couldn't prehistoric man send birthday cards?

The stamps kept falling off the rocks!

Why did the USAS with frag rounds fall over?

Because it was... imbalanced.

Grind Jokes More Grind Jokes

Why do the proms stop after high school?

Just because I'm an adult now doesn't mean I don't still need to grind on people to Lil' Jon songs.

Why did the coffee taste like mud?

It was ground a few minutes ago.

Spectacle Jokes More Spectacle Jokes

What happened to the dog that fell into a lens-grinding machine?

He made a spectacle of himself.

Why do you never wear two monocles at the same time?

Because you'd make a spectacle of yourself.