What happened to the dog that fell into a lens-grinding machine?

He made a spectacle of himself.

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Ouch! I Hermione!"

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What happened to the dog that fell into a lens-grinding machine?

He made a spectacle of himself.

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What happened to the dog that fell into a lens-grinding machine?

He made a spectacle of himself.

Why do you never wear two monocles at the same time?

Because you'd make a spectacle of yourself.