What happened to the dog that fell into a lens-grinding machine?

He made a spectacle of himself.

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What did the rapper ask the pet sitter when he got back from vacation?

Where my dogs at?

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It turned into a hexagon.

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Dog gone!

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Just because I'm an adult now doesn't mean I don't still need to grind on people to Lil' Jon songs.

What happened to the dog that fell into a lens-grinding machine?

He made a spectacle of himself.

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What happened to the dog that fell into a lens-grinding machine?

He made a spectacle of himself.

Why do you never wear two monocles at the same time?

Because you'd make a spectacle of yourself.