Why do the proms stop after high school?

Just because I'm an adult now doesn't mean I don't still need to grind on people to Lil' Jon songs.

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How do depressed people play the violin?

With a razor and their wrist.

Why is it so hard to help deaf people?

Because they never listen.

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What stopped winter from coming?

Winterfell and it can't get up.

How do you stop an angry elephant from charging ?

Take away it's credit cards !

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Why did the pirate update his Macbook?

His matey told him he needed an iPatch

How many times we need to tell you that she died?

Man: It pleases me to listen that she died.

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How a husband describe his wife?

Wife: "How would you describe me?" Husband: "ABCDEFGHIJK." Wife: "What does that mean?" Husband: "Adorable, beautiful, cute, delightful, elegant, fashionable, gorgeous, and hot." Wife: "Aw, thank you, but what about IJK?" Husband: "I'm just kidding!"

When someone ask me... How are you?

I answer back... You mean in bed

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Why did the skeleton not go to his prom?

he had noBODY to go with.

How do memes go to the proms?

In a lmaosine

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Whats the difference between a terrorist camp and a high school?

I don't know, I just fly drones.

What do you call a tin can that's done with High School?

A graduated cylinder!

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What do you call it when you grind your teeth because you are bugged you forgot your dental floss?

Flossless compression!

Why do the proms stop after high school?

Just because I'm an adult now doesn't mean I don't still need to grind on people to Lil' Jon songs.

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Why don't they make bouncy houses for adults?

You'd spill your drink.

What are children generally better at then adults?

Giving the pope an errection