Why did the coffee taste like mud?

It was ground a few minutes ago.

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Why did the coffee taste like mud?

It was ground a few minutes ago.

What's happened to this one?

I don't know two minutes ago he seemed normal and then he fainted.

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Why did (do?

cavemen drag their women by the hair if the dragged them by their feet they'd fill up with mud.

What's the difference between a feminist and a doormat?

You might try and knock some mud off on the sidewalk before you step on the doormat.

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What do you call it when you grind your teeth because you are bugged you forgot your dental floss?

Flossless compression!

What fruit did Hillary grind up in her juicer?

13 blackberries and 5 apples