Why did the coffee taste like mud?

It was ground a few minutes ago.

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Why did the coffee taste like mud?

It was ground a few minutes ago.

What do you call a fuzzy animal that grows on trees?

A root bear! (I came up with this joke a few minutes ago. I hope it's funny)

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What did you learn at summer camp?

KID: We built a generator out of sticks and mud MOM: A generator For what KID: To charge our iPods

What do you call a chicken that crosses the road, rolls in the mud and crosses back over?

A dirty double crosser.

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Why do the proms stop after high school?

Just because I'm an adult now doesn't mean I don't still need to grind on people to Lil' Jon songs.

Why did the coffee taste like mud?

It was ground a few minutes ago.