Minute Ago Jokes

Why did the coffee taste like mud?

It was ground a few minutes ago.

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What do you call a fuzzy animal that grows on trees?

A root bear! (I came up with this joke a few minutes ago. I hope it's funny)

What's happened to this one?

I don't know two minutes ago he seemed normal and then he fainted.

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Dump Jokes More Dump Jokes

What's the difference between a laundry machine and a girl?

The washing machine doesn't get upset if I dump a load in it and never call back

Whats the difference between a girl and a washing machine?

When I dump a load in the washing machince, it doesnt follow me around

Come Jokes More Come Jokes

What Are you braging about?

I came from Chernobyl, I had a tail!

What did the hair stylist do when the Beach Boys came on?

The barber ran

Deliver Jokes More Deliver Jokes

What were the last two pizzas delivered to the world trade centers?

Two large planes

Why did Opey get fired from his job as a pizza delivery boy?

Because Opey never delivered.

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

Why was the doctor forced to leave work early?

The hospital ran all out of patience

How do mathematicians deal with constipation?

They work it out with a pencil.

Faint Jokes More Faint Jokes

What's happened to this one?

I don't know two minutes ago he seemed normal and then he fainted.

How can you tell if a ghost is about to faint?

He gets pale as a sheet.

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

How do trees access the internet?

They log on

How can you tell you are in a math teacher's garden?

All the trees have square roots.

Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

What do you call a girl who expects a guy to do everything for her, make all the first moves, and text her first every day?

SINGLE

How does an ugly guy get the girl?

All he needs is game

Mud Jokes More Mud Jokes

Why did (do?

cavemen drag their women by the hair if the dragged them by their feet they'd fill up with mud.

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the mud, and crossed the road again?

Because he was a dirty double-crosser!