How do vampire football players get the mud off?

They all get in the bat-tub.

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How does a vampire clean his house?

With a victim cleaner.

What kind of eye disease do vampires get?

Dracular degeneration.

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Why do they make condoms with ribs?

So you can get traction in the mud.

Why did the coffee taste like mud?

It was ground a few minutes ago.