How does a vampire clean his house?

With a victim cleaner.

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What do they do in Alabama when their car breaks down?

Build a house next to it.

What do teddy bears like to have in their houses?

A: Fur-niture.

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How does a Reaver clean his spear?

He puts it in the Wash.

What do you call a man who cleans your house?

Dustin.

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What would happen if you were to cross two snowmen with three vampires?

You would get severe frostbite.

What is the best way to talk to a vampire?

By long distance.