How does a vampire clean his house?

With a victim cleaner.

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What reindeer can jump higher than a house?

They all can! Houses can't jump!

How many people do you have to kick out of their houses to have a World Cup?

Brazilians!

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What does a sailor use to clean his clothes?

Tide

How does Kris Kringle clean his hands?

Santatizer

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What's the thing u don't tell a vampire?

Bite me.

How many vampires does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, they prefer the dark.