What did the lesbian lumberjill say to her girlfriend?

Have I got an ax to grind with you.

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What do you call a jazz musician without a girlfriend?

Homeless

What can you get off with your finger that you can't get off with steel wool?

Your girlfriend.

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How did the lesbian couple build their house?

Tongue and groove.

What do you call two lesbians in a cupboard?

A liquor cabinet.

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What do giants and strippers have in common?

They both grind on bones to make their bread.

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What did the lesbian lumberjill say to her girlfriend?

Have I got an ax to grind with you.

What tool does a black lumberjack use?

An ask. (Explanation: Because most black people say ax for ask, it is swapped around.) Came up with it by myself, how did I do