What did the lesbian lumberjill say to her girlfriend?

Have I got an ax to grind with you.

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What do drug dealers sit on?

KUSHions please tell me that joke is funny, my girlfriend is trying to tell me that it isn't funny. We all know it is.

What do you do when your girlfriend starts smoking?

You slow down and use lube ( )

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What language do lesbians speak?

Gaelic.

What do you call two lesbians floating down a river in a canoe?

Fur traders.

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What do giants and strippers have in common?

They both grind on bones to make their bread.

What fruit did Hillary grind up in her juicer?

13 blackberries and 5 apples

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What did little Paul Bunyan say when his mom asked him how he damaged his favorite toy?

It was an ax-I-dent.

What did the lesbian lumberjill say to her girlfriend?

Have I got an ax to grind with you.