What's the best part about marrying a farmer?

You get to grow old together.

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What did the farmer say about his missing vegetables?

Lettuce pray they turnip.

What did the field say to the farmer with no crops?

Stop fallowing me!

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What did the optimistic cancer patient say about his tumor?

It's growing on me.

Why are black men taller than white men?

Because their knee grows.

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What do you call 2 algebraists who marry?

Prime mates

What's next - people marrying dogs?

nervous glance at dog Dog: Frank, we've been over this. I like you as a friend

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Whats the best part about living in Switzerland?

Not sure, but the flag is a big plus.

What's the best part about marrying a farmer?

You get to grow old together.