What's the best part about marrying a farmer?

You get to grow old together.

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Why did the spotted pigs run away?

They thought the traveling salesman told the farmer to put his name on the dotted swine.

Why did the farmer fail to bring in the whole harvest before winter frost?

He got lost in the maize.

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How are babies different from feminists ?

Babies grow up and stop crying

What did the baby skunk want to be when he grew up?

A big stinker!

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What does bread do when it wants to get married...?

It e-loaf-es! :)

Why can't Ray Charles see his friends?

A: Because he's married.

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What's the best part about having a blind partner?

You know they won't be seeing other people.

What's the best part about twenty two year old wheels of cheese?

There are twenty of them.