What did the optimistic cancer patient say about his tumor?

It's growing on me.

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Why are most Hotwheel cars Ford?

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What did the optimistic cancer patient say about his tumor?

It's growing on me.

What do you call someone who can't take a joke about cancer?

Someone with no sense of tumor.