What did the optimistic cancer patient say about his tumor?

It's growing on me.

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How to stop a kid from growing up. How do you stop your kids from growing up?

Ask Jozsef Barsi.

What did the worm want to do when he grew up?

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What did the optimistic cancer patient say about his tumor?

It's growing on me.

What would you say about someone who li kes to tell cancer jokes?

That he has a sense of tumor (Courtesy of twitter.com/sorryforthelolz)