It's growing on me.
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Heman-giomas
Nice try, too old for the coin trick" "No it's a tumor" "Oh my god" "Kidding it's a quarter"
Someone with no sense of tumor.
That he has a sense of tumor (Courtesy of twitter.com/sorryforthelolz)
Probably a tumor."
An aneurysm.
Son: "nice try, a chair!" Dad: "Nope. Our dog just died."
Because a lot of them are in schools.
Half a dog
He cured them.
He ran out of patients.
They spent the first nine months of their lives dodging hangers.
Because they've been lied to all their lives about how long "8" inches is.
In a stable environment. Sorry I'm high and it just came to me.
Thunderstorms
B9
when it's B-9
She has a tampon behind her ear and can't find her cigarette
Hearing AIDS
