What's the one thing a hoarder has no trouble letting go of?

Their mind

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Why did Luke Skywalker bluff in a game of poker?

He heard Obi-Wan in his head saying Out, I shall let myself.

What did the predators say before they went hunting?

Let us prey first.

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What's the last thing you want to hear while using a urinal?

nice watch"

What was the last thing Robin Williams said to his wife?

You go on to bed, I'm just going to hang here a while.

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What was the first thing that went through the minds of the 9/11 victims?

Their knees! Please comment "No"

What happens when you anger a brain surgeon?

They will give you a piece of your mind.

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Why did Luke Skywalker get in trouble for using the Live Long and Prosper sign?

It's because he was accused of cultural appropriation.

Why did the painter from Boston have trouble making friends?

He was way too autistic for his own good.

Hoarder Jokes More Hoarder Jokes

What's the one thing a hoarder has no trouble letting go of?

Their mind

When did your parents divorce?

ME: No, they were hoarders, and the second floor collapsed.