What's the one thing a hoarder has no trouble letting go of?

Their mind

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Why was Herbert Hoover such a controversial president?

Because he never let the dust settle.

Why should you never stand behind Elsa from Frozen?

You never know when she'll Let it Go.

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What's the only thing better than Roses on a Piano?

Answer: Tulips on an Organ.

What was the first thing Adam said to Eve?

Stand back! I don't know how big it's going to get!

Mind Jokes More Mind Jokes

What did Terry-Thomas say before giving oral?

I say, Mind the gap"

What did the Jamaican man say when asked why he didn't mind going to jail for stealing the Pikachu card?

I love the pokey, mon.

Trouble Jokes More Trouble Jokes

Why do they have so much trouble with the phone systems in China?

A: Because there are so many Wings and so many Wongs that someone's always Winging the Wong number.

Why did the pirate have trouble with the alphabet?

Because his 'I' was all jacked up.

Hoarder Jokes More Hoarder Jokes

When did your parents divorce?

ME: No, they were hoarders, and the second floor collapsed.

What's the one thing a hoarder has no trouble letting go of?

Their mind