What's the one thing a hoarder has no trouble letting go of?

Their mind

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What did one royal family say to the other before getting into a fight?

Put up your Dukes! I'll just let myself out...

What's the difference between a dog barking at the front door and a woman screaming at the back door?

If you let the dog in, it will shut up.

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What was the last thing that went through Princess Diana's head?

The steering wheel.

What's the only thing better than a gold medal at the Paralympics?

Legs

Mind Jokes More Mind Jokes

What did Terry-Thomas say before giving oral?

I say, Mind the gap"

What did the Jamaican man say when asked why he didn't mind going to jail for stealing the Pikachu card?

I love the pokey, mon.

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Why does Axl Rose have trouble getting his car fixed?

Because no one wants to feel his serpentine.

How do you tell a racist joke without getting in trouble?

Write it down.

Hoarder Jokes More Hoarder Jokes

When did your parents divorce?

ME: No, they were hoarders, and the second floor collapsed.

What's the one thing a hoarder has no trouble letting go of?

Their mind