What's the bird of love?

The Swallow.

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What kind of tea is hard to swallow?

Reality

Why do blondes prefer the pill instead the condom?

Because it's waaay easier to swallow

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What's the difference between love, true love and showing off?

Spit, swallow, gargle.

Why did the man fall in love with the banana whilst on a London attraction?

Because it was a-peeling on the Eye.

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Why did the worm want to learn kung-fu?

so he could flip the bird

Why did the bird refuse Martin Luther's food?

It was on a strict diet of worms. edit: changed pronoun to avoid ambiguity