What's the difference between love, true love and showing off?

Spit, swallow, gargle.

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What's the difference between a group of pigmies and a lesbian track team?

One of them is a bunch of cunning runts

What the difference between the U.S. Government and a bucket of crap?

The bucket

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What kind of tea is sometimes hard to swallow?

Reality

When a guy yells out, "Linda why didn't you give your mom any grandkids?

She yelled back, "Because I swallowed them all!"

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Why do Rednecks love cheeseburgers?

Because they are in bread.

Why do Russians love pho?

Because they're SO-VIET

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Whats the definition of love true love and showing off?

Spitting swallowing and gargling.

What's a difference between a teacher and a train?

The teacher tells you to spit you gum out. The train says, "Chew, chew, chew!"

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What is everyone writing songs about?

John: revolution Paul: forgiveness George: true love Ringo: hmm, a submarine or maybe an octopus

What happened when the monster kissed his one true love?

He left lip prints on the mirror!

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What's the difference between lust, love, and just plain showing off?

Spitting, Swallowing, and gargling.

Whats the difference between love, ture love, and showing off?

spit, sallow, and gargle.