What's the difference between love, true love and showing off?

Spit, swallow, gargle.

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What's the difference between David Beckham and an airplane model kit?

A: One's a glueless kit and the other's a clueless git!

What's the difference between training wheels and training bras?

I need two hands to remove training wheels.

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What's the difference between spit and swallow?

A firm grip on the back of her head.

How did the babysitter lose 500 kids and keep her job?

She swallowed

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What is the most common cause of blindness worldwide?

Love.

What's a parrot's favourite song?

I love Parrots in the Springtime!

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What's the difference between a schoolteacher and a train driver?

A schoolteacher says "Spit out that toffee" and a train says "Choo choo."

What's the difference between love, true love, and showing off?

Spitting, swallowing, and gargling.

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What's the difference between a bucket of blended dead baby and a bucket of sand?

I can't gargle sand.

What's the difference between love, true love, and showing off?

Spitting, swallowing, and gargling.