True Love Jokes

What's a pirate's favourite Roman numeral?

You might think it's II, but his true love be the C.

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What's the difference between love, true love and showing off?

Spit, swallow, gargle.

What's the difference between love, true love, and showing off?

Spitting, swallowing, and gargling.

What is everyone writing songs about?

John: revolution Paul: forgiveness George: true love Ringo: hmm, a submarine or maybe an octopus

What happened when the monster kissed his one true love?

He left lip prints on the mirror!

What do ghosts call their true love?

Their ghoul-friend

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Submarine Jokes More Submarine Jokes

What do Windows and a submarine have in common?

If you open the windows in a submarine, your problems will begin.

What do you call a dog in a submarine?

A subwoofer

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between the Olympic long distance race and the Paralympic long distance race?

A lap

What's the difference between a black guy and snow tires?

Snow tires don't sing when you put their chains on.

Spit Jokes More Spit Jokes

What do you call a large group of people who spit on others?

The Salivation Army.

What's the last thing you hear before a pubic hair falls to the ground?

spits*

Forgiveness Jokes More Forgiveness Jokes

What's the difference between snow tires and slaves?

Slaves sing when chains are put on them. PS - im going to church today to beg for forgiveness

What is everyone writing songs about?

John: revolution Paul: forgiveness George: true love Ringo: hmm, a submarine or maybe an octopus

John Jokes More John Jokes

Where did little John go after the explosion?

Everywhere.

Which two regions have the most people named John?

SEA / NA

Hmm Jokes More Hmm Jokes

How dare you say I'm dumb! Would a dummy get a 'A' on there IQ test?

Hmm

Why ?

She : For starters I can't handle your silly jokes. He : Hmm okay and for main course

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

What do cannonballs do when they fall in love?

They make bbs

Why should you never date a tennis player?

Because love means nothing to them.

Mirror Jokes More Mirror Jokes

Why didn't the paraplegic look in the mirror?

He couldn't stand to see himself like that.

What happens if you put a mirror in a garage?

A mirage!