What's the difference between snow tires and slaves?

Slaves sing when chains are put on them. PS - im going to church today to beg for forgiveness

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between St. Patrick and Christopher Columbus?

One drove all the snakes from Ireland, the other drove away all of the Native Americans.

What's the difference between an infinite line and an infinitely large circle?

There is no difference. The joke is you just learned math.

Church Jokes More Church Jokes

Whats the difference between a woman in church and a woman in the bathtub?

One has hope in her soul, the other has soap in her hole.

Why do people say amen instead of awomen at church?

Because they sing hymns, not hers.

Today Jokes More Today Jokes

Why did the policeman stay in bed today?

he was undercover *!*

How would you like your school girls today, Mr. Holmes?

Elementary, my dear Watson.

Sing Jokes More Sing Jokes

What kind of computer can also sing?

A Dell.

What do crack addicts sing while caroling?

All I Want for Christmas is my two front teeth!

Chain Jokes More Chain Jokes

What do you call a chain of singing islands?

An acapellago.

Why is all the racism in America downstairs?

That's where we keep them chained up.

Snow Tire Jokes More Snow Tire Jokes

What's the difference between snow tires and slaves?

Slaves sing when chains are put on them. PS - im going to church today to beg for forgiveness

What's the difference between a black guy and snow tires?

Snow tires don't sing when you put their chains on.

Beg Jokes More Beg Jokes

What do you call someone who begs for a free copy of "Return Of The King"?

A free-LOTR

Who says you can't make someone love you?

I've got a bottle of Scotch, some duct tape and a fresh batch of cupcakes, that beg to differ.

Ps Jokes More Ps Jokes

What do you call a none in a wheelchair?

Virgin Mobile I'm not sorry (PS, if this is a repost, I'm sorry that I didn't see the first time it got posted 2 years ago. Please don't accuse me of reposting)

What did the cocaine addict say to his drug of choice?

I'm kinda busy, I won't be able to stay any longer, smell ya later" PS: the addict died that day from severe delusions that his coke was talking blanket, lot of coke....

Slave Jokes More Slave Jokes

What's the difference between the Harriet Tubman and the Red Hot Chili Peppers?

Harriet Tubman was a heroine to the slaves the Red Hot Chili Peppers are slaves to the heroin!

What's the difference between a slaves and snow tires?

Snow tires don't sing when you put a chain around them.

Forgiveness Jokes More Forgiveness Jokes

What is everyone writing songs about?

John: revolution Paul: forgiveness George: true love Ringo: hmm, a submarine or maybe an octopus

What's the difference between snow tires and slaves?

Slaves sing when chains are put on them. PS - im going to church today to beg for forgiveness