What's the difference between snow tires and slaves?

Slaves sing when chains are put on them. PS - im going to church today to beg for forgiveness

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Lindsay Lohan and the newspaper?

Lindsay Lohan never reads the newspaper in jail, but the newspaper always reads "Lindsay Lohan in jail"

How do you tell the difference between a redditor and a MOBA player?

Ask them what OP stands for.

Church Jokes More Church Jokes

Why will Church's chicken be losing money?

Because I don't see black people going to church's anytime soon

Why don't churches, synagogues, mosques and temples have Wi-Fi?

Because religions don't like competing with an invisible power that actually works.

Today Jokes More Today Jokes

What would Hellen Keller be doing if she were alive today?

Clawing at the lid of the coffin.

What costs you a fortune and leaves you in tears a year and a half later?

Not cancer, but my relationship that just ended today!

Sing Jokes More Sing Jokes

What's the difference between the Rolling Stones and a Scotsman?

The Rolling Stones sing "Hey You! Get off of my cloud!" A Scotsman shouts "Hey Mcleod!! Get off of my ewe!"

Why can't the insecure fish sing well?

He's never comfortable in his own scales.

Chain Jokes More Chain Jokes

Why do black people wear chains?

Nostalgia

What's the difference between a black guy and snow tires?

Snow tires don't sing when you put their chains on.

Snow Tire Jokes More Snow Tire Jokes

What's the difference between a black guy and snow tires?

Snow tires don't sing when you put their chains on.

What's the difference between snow tires and slaves?

Slaves sing when chains are put on them. PS - im going to church today to beg for forgiveness

Beg Jokes More Beg Jokes

What's the difference between a paycheck and a D**k?

You don't have to beg your wife to blow your paycheck.

What did the flower say when she was begged not to tell a secret?

Chrysanthemum's the word.

Ps Jokes More Ps Jokes

What did the irritated man say to his inguinal hernia?

Get off my nuts!" (ps. I made this joke up yesterday... i am having hernia surgery tomorrow, and i lol'd so hard at myself that i about caused a second one to pop out)

What should I give your sister for unzipping?

Him : Um, ten bucks? Me : Like for WinZip. PS: Taken from bash.org

Slave Jokes More Slave Jokes

What kind of degrees do slaves get in college?

Their Master's.

What happened when the slave put his head into a lions mouth to count how many teeth he had ?

The lion closed its mouth to see how many heads the slave had !

Forgiveness Jokes More Forgiveness Jokes

What is everyone writing songs about?

John: revolution Paul: forgiveness George: true love Ringo: hmm, a submarine or maybe an octopus

What's the difference between snow tires and slaves?

Slaves sing when chains are put on them. PS - im going to church today to beg for forgiveness