Snow tires don't sing when you put their chains on.
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The snow tires still work when you take the chains off.
Slaves sing when chains are put on them. PS - im going to church today to beg for forgiveness
You don't have to beg your wife to blow your paycheck.
Beggar: I didn't think someone like you would give me a dollar.
One....but you gotta slice him reeeeeaaaalllllll thinnnnnnnnnnnnn.....
What do you call it when you throw a black person in the water? Pollution What do you call it when you throw all the black people in the water? Solution.
Mick Jagger sings eh you, get offa mai cloud, but the Scottish farmer says eh McLeod, get offa mai ewe!
An erection can make it past the semis, and still stand up if you sing for it.
2nd April. Ha!! April fool!
All Fridays Matter
John: revolution Paul: forgiveness George: true love Ringo: hmm, a submarine or maybe an octopus
Becuase they're working in the mine.
This is a joke I came up with. Q: How many religious people does it take to change a light bulb? A: There's no need to change it when you can easily convince everyone that it still works, but they've gone blind.
E.T learned English and wanted to go home.
On a hedgehog the pricks are on the outside.
Masta-Don.
