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You don't have to beg your wife to blow your paycheck.
I've got a bottle of Scotch, some duct tape and a fresh batch of cupcakes, that beg to differ.
Beggar: I didn't think someone like you would give me a dollar.
A half hour of begging.
the woman asks her husband. "Keep sending them!"
Slaves sing when chains are put on them. PS - im going to church today to beg for forgiveness
Wave a two-ton banana in front of his nose.
Disabled.
Because they always want to be right.
Because he just couldn't bereave it.
When I do her hair: "How about a hat "
A: Tulips.
Stop crying and viper your nose !
It was Friday only a few hours ago...
A man with a gun can rob a bank. A man with a bank can rob the world. (Disclaimer: reword of someone else's post to FB today.)
A cloth.
A really strong gust of wind.
You can actually punch information into a computer.
The latter represents people that win.
Because it was for chair-ity
Lebron James doesnt give you 4 quarters.
They tickle the goat on the chin.
