Chrysanthemum's the word.
Couple's Daily Question Mug
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You don't have to beg your wife to blow your paycheck.
I've got a bottle of Scotch, some duct tape and a fresh batch of cupcakes, that beg to differ.
Beggar: I didn't think someone like you would give me a dollar.
A half hour of begging.
the woman asks her husband. "Keep sending them!"
Slaves sing when chains are put on them. PS - im going to church today to beg for forgiveness
Wave a two-ton banana in front of his nose.
They're always looking for some sort of change!
It's Christmas, Eve!
He Double Gloucester.
And then I end up buying myself cupcakes, and shoes.
Nether of them have a pop.
Because Marx said "You have nothing to lose but your chains."
If I am trusting you with my money, you should trust me with your pens.
They're dollar coins, because a quarter is two bits, which means a dollar is 8 bits.
A pound of rubles is worth one dollar.
To prevent tooth DK.
It turns NO! NO! NO! into MMM MMM MMM
It turns Noooo! Noooo! Noooo!......to..... Mmmmm, Mmmmm, Mmmmm.