How is today Monday?

It was Friday only a few hours ago...

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What date is it today?

2nd April. Ha!! April fool!

What's not 50% off today?

Health insurance

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Where do cows go on Friday nights?

A: To the moovies.

What do you get if you have strep throat on Friday?

Saturday Night Fever.

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Why do blondes work seven days a week?

A: So you don't have to retrain them on Monday.

Why are you all so excited it's Friday?

Monday will be here in 5 minutes.

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Why did my wife cross the road?

To go back into the first clothes shop we went into two hours ago.

What do we want!?

No daylight savings!" "When do we want it! " "An hour ago!!!"