Why are you all so excited it's Friday?

Monday will be here in 5 minutes.

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Friday Jokes More Friday Jokes

How'd he do it?

The horses name was Friday.

How does an international banker have a good Friday night?

He goes to a bar and slips somebody a Rupee, then gives them a Franc and some Deutsche Marks.

Monday Jokes More Monday Jokes

What do you call a person who enjoy mondays?

Unemployed

How is today Monday?

It was Friday only a few hours ago...

5 Minute Jokes More 5 Minute Jokes

Why don't girls like playing dodgeball?

Because we don't like getting hit by balls. 12: *giggles for 5 minutes* You are so my child

What's the difference between a woman and a bowl of ramen noodles?

A bowl of ramen noodles is actually ready in 5 minutes.