Why are you all so excited it's Friday?

Monday will be here in 5 minutes.

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Friday Jokes More Friday Jokes

What do brunettes and red-heads do on Friday nights?

Make blonde jokes!

What happened when the two lovers were watching a scary movie in a year when Valentine's day happened to fall on Friday the 13th?

Oh wait, nevermind. I'm an idiot...*

Monday Jokes More Monday Jokes

What's the difference between a public park and a public toilet?

I need to know before my court date on Monday.

How do you make a blonde laugh on a Wednesday?

Tell her a joke on a Monday!

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How do you know if a redditor gave money to Bernie Sanders?

Just wait 5 minutes. They'll post about it.

Why are you all so excited it's Friday?

Monday will be here in 5 minutes.