What date is it today?

2nd April. Ha!! April fool!

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Why is everyone smiling at me today?

checks fly* *no pants* Aaaah.

What can I get you today?

Harambe: May I get a martini Me: Just ice for Harambe. Harambe: Just ice Me: Justice for Harambe.

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When I'm with a handsome man I get all nervous & involuntarily start speaking French ME leans across Oh really?

DATE: Yes

What do history teachers make when they want to get together?

Dates!

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When do ghosts play tricks on each other?

On April Ghoul's Day

What do you call Al-Qaeda's April Fools prank?

A jihahahad!

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What date is it today?

2nd April. Ha!! April fool!

What monster plays the most April Fool's jokes?

Prankenstein!