What date is it today?

2nd April. Ha!! April fool!

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What did Daniel Boone say to Davey Crocket when thousands of Mexicans charged at them at the Alamo?

Davey.... are we pouring concrete today "

How many paranoids does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Who wants to know? .... saw this joke in today's

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What do you call a Muslim Girl dating an Agnostic Guy?

For safety purposes, I don't know if I should tell you her name..

Why should you date a Greek woman?

They don't like pulling out.

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Why was General Yoda afraid of April?

Because March, April May.

Why do Native Americans hate it when it rains in April?

Because it brings Mayflowers.

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What did the victims of a month-delayed April Fool's prank feel?

Dismay.

What do you call people who play April Fool's jokes?

Annoying.