What date is it today?

2nd April. Ha!! April fool!

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What do you call the family members of the Force?

Force-kin My friend made this up today while talking about Star Wars.

What was the last thing a blonde heard before dying of old age?

A: "Today children we will learn our ABC's"

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Why can't Kylo Ren get a date?

Because he has always Ben Solo.

Where do lightning bolts go on dates?

To cloud 9

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What do you call a ghost in spring?

April ghouls

What is Mr. T's favorite month?

April, fools

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What do you call people who play April Fool's jokes?

Annoying.

What did the victims of a month-delayed April Fool's prank feel?

Dismay.