What date is it today?

2nd April. Ha!! April fool!

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How are you today?

Me: Tim.

What is today's special at Google's employee cafeteria?

Alphabet Soup.

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What would be a good dating site for rednecks ?

MyHeritage.com

What did the computer say to the pirate?

Want to date hot Russians!

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What do you call Al-Qaeda's April Fools prank?

A jihahahad!

When do ghosts play tricks on each other?

On April Ghoul's Day

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What date is it today?

2nd April. Ha!! April fool!

What did the victims of a month-delayed April Fool's prank feel?

Dismay.