When do ghosts play tricks on each other?

On April Ghoul's Day

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Why did the lion lose at poker?

He was playing with a cheetah.

What's your emergency Possum: MY CHILDREN ARE ALL DEAD! Possum 911: You sure they aren't just playing?

Possum: Oh yeah

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Where does a ghost refuel his Porsche?

At a ghastly station.

Why do ghosts carry tissues?

Because they have BOOOOgers.

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Why can't you trick an unemployed jester?

Because he's nobody's fool!

Why can't you trick an aborted baby?

Because it was not born yesterday.

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Why was General Yoda afraid of April?

Because March, April May.

Why do Native Americans hate April showers?

Because they bring Mayflowers