Why was General Yoda afraid of April?

Because March, April May.

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What do you call it when Darth Vader moves one foot?

The Imperial March

Why is the Champs-Elysees lined with trees?

So the Germans can march in the shade.

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What date is it today?

2nd April. Ha!! April fool!

When do ghosts play tricks on each other?

On April Ghoul's Day