What's the difference between Rihanna and Britney Spears?

Britney asked to be hit one more time..

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What's the difference between England and a cup of tea?

The teabag stays in the cup longer.

What's the difference between England and an egg cup?

An egg can stay in the cup longer

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What's the bad news?

Asked the patients. "You only have 24-hours to live." "And the really bad news " I should have told you yesterday.

When asked to provide proof that he had cirrhosis, what did OP do?

OP de-livered.

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What do you call a walrus that's been hit by a bus?

Dead.

Why do we hit things when they don't work?

Because it worked with slavery

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What's Rihanna's favorite love song?

I can't feel my face when i'm with you"

Why is Paul Walker and Rihannas new song the same?

They both went up in flames.

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Which singer would be best suited for the roman military?

Britney Spears

What's the best defense against Britney Spears?

Brooke Shields.