What do plantains say when they lose their phone?

Where did Mofongo "

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Why did Mr. T reject Marxism?

Because Marx said "You have nothing to lose but your chains."

Why did the man lose his job in a fruit packing firm?

He kept throwing the bent bananas away.

Phone Jokes More Phone Jokes

What do you call a guy who always phones people?

Colin.

Why did the crayon want to be a phone?

Because it wanted to be a texta.

Mofongo Jokes More Mofongo Jokes

What do plantains say when they lose their phone?

Where did Mofongo "

What did the Puerto Rican dish say when he lost his Android?

Where'd mofongo?

Plantain Jokes More Plantain Jokes

What is the gardener's favourite fruit?

Plantain.

What do plantains say when they lose their phone?

Where did Mofongo "