How do people in other countries tell if kids are using drugs?

Here in the U.S. we just ask them how many grams are in an ounce.

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What do you use to gamble on vacation?

Pair-a-dice!

Why do bees have sticky hair?

They use honeycombs.

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Who has the diploma when you get rid of them.

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Bleach

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Why are people not right in the head?

Because on the left side of the brain there is nothing right and on the right side there is nothing left!

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Gilles de la gourmette

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What happens when a neckbeard takes drugs?

They start tipping balls.

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A marajuannabe.

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poop.

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Telephone, telegraph, tell a woman.

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What did Han Solo say when Leia asked for help with a crossword clue?

I don't know

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Can I push your stool in?

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General Knowledge

Which country has a drug-addicted king?

Hyrule.

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What is the difference between a 14 year old boy in the U.S. and one in Mexico?

A 14 year old boy in the U.S. is a freshman and one in Mexico is a senor

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He claims 47% of the U.S. as dependents.

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How do people in other countries tell if kids are using drugs?

Here in the U.S. we just ask them how many grams are in an ounce.

How much is a gram?

Me- "Depends on what you want" Teacher- "Out, just get out"

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What's the difference between a baby and an ounce of Coke?

Eric Clapton would never drop an ounce of Coke out of a window

How do people in other countries tell if kids are using drugs?

Here in the U.S. we just ask them how many grams are in an ounce.