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Use Jokes More Use Jokes

Why do humans mainly use the decimal number system?

It's just what we tend to do

What do dwarves use to cut their pizza?

Little Caesars

Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

When punching a toddler, how hard is too hard?

Calm down... I'm not talking about MY kid. I know how hard to punch her. I'm her mother.

What's the difference between a black dad and a elevator?

A elevator can raise a kid

People Jokes More People Jokes

Why don't blind people like to skydive?

Because it scares the dog.

Why is Russia a very fast country ?

Because the people are always Russian !

Drug Jokes More Drug Jokes

How does a hipster measure out his drugs?

Using instagrams.

What is it about glow sticks that makes me want to dance in a field wearing fairy wings?

If only I hadn't taken so many drugs I'd know this.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How can you tell that Caitlyn Jenner was once a man?

Because she's better at being a woman than most women are.

How can you tell if a post on r/Jokes is unoriginal?

It makes the front page.

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

Why did the Arabic man ask for her hand in marriage?

Because she stole his heart

Who does Luke Skywalker ask to charge his lightsaber?

Char-Jar Binks

Country Jokes More Country Jokes

What do you call a slice of bread from another country?

An immigraint.

Which country has the nicest children?

Germany. German children are kinder.

U. S. Jokes More U. S. Jokes

What's the difference between a Russian Potato and a U.S. Potato?

The U.S. potato can still compete in the Special Olympics.

Why is Jeopardy the #1 show in the U.S.?

Because Michael Douglas starred in "Double Jeopardy" in 1999.

Gram Jokes More Gram Jokes

How do people in other countries tell if kids are using drugs?

Here in the U.S. we just ask them how many grams are in an ounce.

How much is a gram?

Me- "Depends on what you want" Teacher- "Out, just get out"

Ounce Jokes More Ounce Jokes

What's the pound's new name?

The ounce

What is the difference between an ounce of cocaine and an infant?

Eric Clapton would absolutely NEVER let an ounce of cociane fall 49 stories out a window onto the streets of New York.