Which country has the nicest children?

Germany. German children are kinder.

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What's a german's favourite number?

Nein

How do you say Vaseline in German?

Vienerslidein

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What is a Mexican's favorite Olympic event?

Cross country

What country are you most likely to get a disease?

GERMany.

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Why was the Turkey v Germany match called off?

There were too many fowls.

What do you think is the biggest problem in Germany?

Uncertainty or indifference ' He answered: I don't know and I don't care!'