Which country has the nicest children?

Germany. German children are kinder.

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Why is the Champs-lyses lined with trees?

So the Germans can march in the shade.

What does the beginning of the German alphabet start with?

Not Z.

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What country has the highest concentration of pool players?

Irack.

Which candidate will most improve our country?

2016 election: Which candidate is least likely to start The Purge

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What did Germany say to Britain during World War II?

I'd luft to waffe a few bombs in your direction.

Why did Germany win so many battles in WW I?

They had baron.