Why did the fruits take out a $30,000 loan for their wedding?

Because they cantaloupe.

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Why would two melons in love hate their parents?

Because they cantaloupe. =D.....=).....=='(

Who's there ! Cantaloupe ! Cantaloupe who ?

Cantaloupe with you tonight !

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Whats the only fruit that can't run away to get married??

A Cantaloupe.

What's the difference between Donald and a piece of fruit?

Oranges have thick skin. Let the downvotes fly, people! You've only got one! Edit: Did not expect this joke to get this good of a reception. Thanks, guys!

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What's the best moment of your life?

me: That time I won a stuffed dino- wife: That didn't involve a dinosaur me: Our wedding

Why didn't the cellphone attend the wedding?

He heard the reception was going to be terrible...

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Why did the fruits take out a $30,000 loan for their wedding?

Because they cantaloupe.

What did they say to the CEO who raise minimum wage to $70,000?

Price is right!