Why did the fruits take out a $30,000 loan for their wedding?

Because they cantaloupe.

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Why did the melon get married in a church?

Because he was in love with a cantaloupe.

What did the one melon say to the other melon?

We're too young to marry. We cantaloupe.

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Why did the fruit leave office?

because he was imPEACHED! lol. i hate myself.

Why is Mike Pence magic?

He can turn fruits to vegetables

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Why did got object to the wedding between the catholic man and the catholic woman?

He doesn't approve of same sect marriage

Why couldn't the two melons go to Las Vegas for their wedding?

Because they're cantaloupes.

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Why did the fruits take out a $30,000 loan for their wedding?

Because they cantaloupe.

What did they say to the CEO who raise minimum wage to $70,000?

Price is right!