Why did the melon get married in a church?

Because he was in love with a cantaloupe.

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Church Jokes More Church Jokes

What's the difference between a church and a mosque?

In a church you see pew, pew pew. In a mosque you hear pew pew pew.

Why don't skeletons play music in church?

Because they got no organs.

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

What do calculators do when they love each other?

They multiply!

What do you call a Jihadist that loves turkey?

A Tryptophanatic.

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When two ants want to run away and get married, who do they seek for help?

The Antelopes.

What are ants called when they run away very fast to get married?

Ant-elopers.

Melon Jokes More Melon Jokes

Why doesn't the melon get married?

Because it cantaloupe.

Why do melons tend to have large weddings?

They cantaloupe

Cantaloupe Jokes More Cantaloupe Jokes

What do you call a melon with overbearing parents?

cantaloupe )

What's a nun's favorite fruit?

cantaloupe