Why did the melon get married in a church?

Because he was in love with a cantaloupe.

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What's it called when Batman walks out of church?

Christian Bale Hah

What does a blind person read in church?

Holy Braille

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What's 9 inches long, purple, and I love to shove it down my girlfriend's throat?

Her miscarriage.

What's the key to finding love?

Rohypnol

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How do rain drops marry?

They coalesce

How can a woman make you a millionaire?

When you marry her as a billionaire.

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Why do melons always have well planned weddings ?

They can'telope !

What should you do when life gives you melons?

Get tested for dyslexia.

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What is Romeo and Juliet's favorite fruit?

Cantaloupe.

What's a nun's favorite fruit?

cantaloupe