Why did the melon get married in a church?

Because he was in love with a cantaloupe.

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Why do churches ban Wifi Networks?

Because they don't want to compete with an invisible connection that actually works.

Why did the melon get married in a church?

Because he was in love with a cantaloupe.

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What music you into?

Date: I love hip hop Me: Yeah me too thinking of something to say to impress her Me: Soup Dogg is my cousin

Why does Calvin Harris like reading fairy tales?

He loves a good happy ending

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Why couldn't Ray Charles see his friends?

Because he was married

What's the best part about marrying a farmer?

You get to grow old together.

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Why did the couple bring a melon to their honeymoon?

Because they cantaloupe...

How does Homer Simpson say watermelon in French?

Melon D'OH

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What's a nun's favorite fruit?

cantaloupe

What do you call a sterile fruit?

A cantaloupe.