Because he was in love with a cantaloupe.
Because they don't want to compete with an invisible connection that actually works.
Date: I love hip hop Me: Yeah me too thinking of something to say to impress her Me: Soup Dogg is my cousin
He loves a good happy ending
Because he was married
You get to grow old together.
Because they cantaloupe...
Melon D'OH
cantaloupe
A cantaloupe.