Why couldn't Ray Charles see his friends?

Because he was married

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Why can't Stevie Wonder see his friends...?

Because he's married. (I'll see myself out).

What do you call a pregnant nun who cycles to church everyday?

No seriously, a friend asked me this and I didn't know.

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Which of the following lines will do a better job of frightening a man away?

1) Get away or I'll call the police!!! 2) I love you and want to marry you and have your children.

What do you call two spiders who just got married?

A: Newlywebs.

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Why couldn't Ray Charles read?

Because he's blind you racist.

What goes click-click-click..."Did I get it?

A: Ray Charles doing Rubik's Cube