Ray Charles Jokes

Why can't Ray Charles read?

Because he's black.

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What's the definition of endless love?

Stevie Wonder and Ray Charles playing tennis.

What does Ray Charles' fictious girlfriend and this joke have in common?

They're both gold-diggers

Why can't Ray Charles see his friends?

A: Because he's married.

What's the difference between Ray Charles and Ray Rice?

Ray Charles wasn't a one-hit wonder.

Why couldn't Ray Charles read?

Because he's blind you racist.

Why cant Ray Charles see his friends?

Because he's Blind Married

What rings twice and screams once?

Ray Charles answering the iron

Why do single people take dating advice from other single people?

That's like Stevie Wonder giving Ray Charles driving directions.

Why couldn't Ray Charles see his friends?

Because he was married

Why do single women take advice from other single women?

That's like Stevie Wonder giving Ray Charles driving directions

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What did Ray Charles say when they handed him a cheese grater?

This is the most violent thing I've ever read.

What did Ray Charles say when his wife told him she wanted a divorce?

I did not see that coming.

Why should Ray Charles be a psychologist?

Because he feels for everyone.

Why can't Ray Charles drive?

He's dead.

What goes click-click-click..."Did I get it?

A: Ray Charles doing Rubik's Cube

What do you call a tennis match between Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder?

Endless love.

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They'll always have dry wood on hand to start a fire

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Why should you never mention the number 288?

Because it's two gross! (A gross is a measurement unit for "144". So 2 * 144 = 288. Or "two gross".)

How do you know when a vegan gets to the party?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

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Why did Helen Keller stop cleaning her dishes?

She was running out of things to read.

What does a frog that can read say?

Reddit...reddit...

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By Celibating!

What do single people call Valentine's Day?

Independence Day

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What's the definition of endless love?

Stevie Wonder and Ray Charles playing tennis.

What do you call a tennis match between Helen Keller and Stevie Wonder?

Endless love

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Click Whittington

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What's the definition of a narrow squeak ?

A thin mouse !

What's the definition of a mere myth?

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