Ray Charles Jokes

Why can't Ray Charles read?

Because he's black.

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What's the definition of endless love?

Stevie Wonder and Ray Charles playing tennis.

What does Ray Charles' fictious girlfriend and this joke have in common?

They're both gold-diggers

Why can't Ray Charles see his friends?

A: Because he's married.

What's the difference between Ray Charles and Ray Rice?

Ray Charles wasn't a one-hit wonder.

Why couldn't Ray Charles read?

Because he's blind you racist.

Why cant Ray Charles see his friends?

Because he's Blind Married

What rings twice and screams once?

Ray Charles answering the iron

Why do single people take dating advice from other single people?

That's like Stevie Wonder giving Ray Charles driving directions.

Why couldn't Ray Charles see his friends?

Because he was married

Why do single women take advice from other single women?

That's like Stevie Wonder giving Ray Charles driving directions

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What did Ray Charles say when they handed him a cheese grater?

This is the most violent thing I've ever read.

What did Ray Charles say when his wife told him she wanted a divorce?

I did not see that coming.

Why should Ray Charles be a psychologist?

Because he feels for everyone.

Why can't Ray Charles drive?

He's dead.

What goes click-click-click..."Did I get it?

A: Ray Charles doing Rubik's Cube

What do you call a tennis match between Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder?

Endless love.

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The latter is a group of cunning runts.

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Well that came out of the purple

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What advice to cows give?

Turn the udder cheek and mooooove on!

What was the desert's piece of advice?

Gobi yourself