What is buoyancy?

Alex: I'm sorry. The answer we were looking for is, Whatever.

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Why did the negative number look so surprised?

He was nonplussed.

Where Did it go?

Where did that list of dark jokes posted this morning go? Iv looked everywhere.

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Why does the town idiot take his bedroom door off the hinges and put it to the sid every night when he goes to sleep?

ANSWER: Because he's afraid someone would look through the keyhole.

Why aren't you smiling?

my go-to answer is always "My yeast infection really is bubbling up."

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What's Alex's (from 'A Clockwork Orange') preferred type of light?

Ultraviolent

What is my relationship?

Alex: No sorry tha- glares at wife I'll take YOU RUINED MY LIFE KAREN for $800 Alex