How did Helen Keller burn her face?

She answered the waffle iron. How did she burn the other side? They called back.

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What do you call a politician in a house fire?

Burning Sanders!

What did the black dude say when his hippie girlfriend asked him to go to burning man with her?

Namaste here

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What does a highlighter say when it answers the phone?

Yello?

What's red and black and screaming all over?

Stevie Wonder when he answers the iron.

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How can I face the problem?

When my problem is my face!

What's the difference between a buffalo and a bison?

You can't wash your face in a buffalo.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog?

akjnveoajknoea

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away?

You would too if your name was WARRGELBLAFFENGAR!!!!!

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How did a blind girl burn her fingers?

A. Reading the waffle iron

How did Helen Keller burn her face?

She answered the waffle iron. How did she burn the other side? They called back.