How did Helen Keller burn her face?

She answered the waffle iron. How did she burn the other side? They called back.

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Why did the blonde burn her ear?

The phone rang while she was ironing!

What did one pile of burning wood say to the other?

Is it getting hot in here or is it just me?

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Why are Nordic women so beautiful?

Answer: Well, the Vikings didn't kidnap the ugly ones...

What is blonde and brown blonde and brown blonde and brown?

Answer. Madonna doing cartwheels.

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What's the difference between Jesus and Sasha Grey?

The look on their face while being nailed.

Whats black and hurts when you get it thrown in your face?

A Piano.

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What was Helen Keller's dog's name?

Uuuuuueeeeuuuuhhhh!!!

Why did Helen Keller scream?

Her parents left the plunger in the toilet.

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How did a blind girl burn her fingers?

A. Reading the waffle iron

How did Helen Keller burn her face?

She answered the waffle iron. How did she burn the other side? They called back.