How did Helen Keller burn her face?

She answered the waffle iron. How did she burn the other side? They called back.

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What did the stormtrooper say when he was frying Luke's aunt and uncle?

I'm burning, I'm burning, I'm burning Beru.

How many Deadheads (Grateful Dead fans) does it take to change a lightbulb?

No one knows, they wait for it to burn out and follow it around for twenty years.

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What's six feet tall, black and screaming?

Stevie Wonder, answering the Iron.

What's black and screams?

Stevie Wonder answering the iron.

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What if they found the face of Jesus in a piece of toast but it was *actually* Jesus?

This is my body, I'm nice with jam."

What do fruit punch and a punch to the face have in common?

Both can knock you out at a party.

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Why does Helen Keller wear tight jeans?

So people can read her lips.

How did Helen Keller lose her virginity?

Somebody left the plunger in the toilet.

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How did Helen Keller burn her face?

She answered the waffle iron. How did she burn the other side? They called back.

How did a blind girl burn her fingers?

A. Reading the waffle iron