What did one pile of burning wood say to the other?

Is it getting hot in here or is it just me?

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What did God say when he made the first black guy?

Oops I burned one!

What did God say when he made the first black person?

Damn, I burnt one...

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How many babies does it take to make light?

99, 98 get in a pile while 1 grabs a match and lighter fluid.

Whats the difference....?

What's the difference between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.