What did one pile of burning wood say to the other?

Is it getting hot in here or is it just me?

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Why Did Superman Save a Burning Chemistry Lab?

He was trying to save Krypton

Why did the hipster's Hot Pocket burn his mouth?

He ate it before it was cool.

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Why won't you loan a neighbor a cup of sugar?

sigh "You're a pile of ants wearing a bathrobe." bathrobe sags dejectedly

What is the one thing wrong with a Piles joke?

It doesn't sit well.