What did the "O" call the Zero?

Weirdo!

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How many scientists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Significantly more than zero, *p* < .001.

How are you doing in arithmetic ?

I've learned to add up the zeros but the numbers are still giving me trouble.

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What did YOU think I'm talking about?

Weirdos!!

What kind of money do monsters use?

Weirdo (weird dough).