What did the "O" call the Zero?

Weirdo!

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What is zero in Roman numerals?

Nothing

What do short people call something that's too high up?

Absolute zero, because it's impossible to reach

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What kind of money do monsters use?

Weirdo (weird dough).

What do you call a weirdo slowly driving a jeep past an elementary school?

Jeeper creeper!