How do mob boss mules open doors?

With Don-keys.

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What do they call a monastery key that opens all doors?

Monk key

What was the internet like in the old days?

Me: *opens door* *pushes 16 outside* *locks door*

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Why do men like love at first sight?

Because he knows it's all over as soon as she opens her mouth.

Why are teachers always making answer keys?

So they can open doors of opportunity for their students.

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What is the head of an Italian dinosaur family called?

A: Ptera Don

What is Shrek's favorite book?

Don-key xote