Why Did Superman Save a Burning Chemistry Lab?

He was trying to save Krypton

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Barbecue tonight!"

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Have you ever tried pulling apart a grilled cheese?!

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Why Did Superman Save a Burning Chemistry Lab?

He was trying to save Krypton

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How did he die?

The rock is kyptonite and the man is superman.

What's the strongest letter in the alphabet?

P*** Even Superman can't hold it.