Why Did Superman Save a Burning Chemistry Lab?

He was trying to save Krypton

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What do you say when Kim Kardashian burns to the ground?

Look at all that ash...

What's it called when a dog burns down a building?

Arfson

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Who would you save first?

Wife asks her husband: Honey, If a lion attacks my mother and I, Who would you save first? Husband: Well, the lion!

What bounces and makes kids cry?

The cheque I just sent to Save the Children.

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Which wiki do dyslexic pastry chefs claim to be trying to visit before getting arrested?

www.filopedia.org

What's dumber than three blondes building a house underwater?

Three brunettes trying to burn it down.

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What do they call helium, neon, argon,krypton on the REALLY COLD planet?

Noble rocks

What do you call a lawyer from krypton?

Sue-per Man

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What is the difference between Spiderman and Superman?

Peter Parker can swing a web. Clark Kent.

What sport can Batman best Superman in?

Polo