What's the road construction worker's equivalent of a plumbers crack?

An asphalt

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How can u drop an egg onto a concrete floor without breaking it?

A: Any way you want, concrete floors tend to be very hard to crack.

Why was the egg laughing when it fell off the table?

Because it cracked itself up.

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What's the difference between a plumber and a scientist?

Pronounce this word: unionized

Why did you jump on a turtle?

Me: Because I'm a plumber

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What's the road construction worker's equivalent of a plumbers crack?

An asphalt

What is the hardest thing about learning to ride a bike?

The asphalt.