Asphalt Jokes

What's the road construction worker's equivalent of a plumbers crack?

An asphalt

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What is the hardest thing about learning to ride a bike?

The asphalt.

Who should of gotten asphalt?

Cleopatra.

What do you need to do after burning your balls on the asphalt of a dead end street?

You need to cul de sac.

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What's the difference between a cigarette and my exwife?

Cigarettes don't scream when they're burning.

How did Hellen Keller burn her ear?

She answered the iron.

Cul De Sac Jokes More Cul De Sac Jokes

Why was the Boy having trouble finding power in the Cul-de-sac?

There was no outlet

What do you call it when your balls are in the street?

It's Cul de sac!

Crack Jokes More Crack Jokes

Which operetta make the Gorilla crack up?

Nutty Marietta!

How best to save the iPhone from FBI?

Crack it before they hack it.

Cleopatra Jokes More Cleopatra Jokes

What did Julius Caesar say after taking Cleopatra's virginity?

Veni, Vidi... Veni.

Why was Marc Antony still interested in Cleopatra even when she's just had a baby?

Because it was delivered via Ceasarion section

Bike Jokes More Bike Jokes

Why don't you hit a Mexican kid who's riding a bike?

Because it's probably your bike

Why couldn't the bike stand up?

It was too tired.

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

What do you know when you see three rabbits walking down the street wearing tuxedos and top hats?

You know you need a psychiatrist!

What are some good fruit jokes?

My friend is doing a video project for school and needs fruit jokes.

Hard Thing Jokes More Hard Thing Jokes

What's the hardest thing on a cowboy?

The 4th grade.

What's the hardest thing about finding a dead baby on the beach?

Hiding the erection.

Ball Jokes More Ball Jokes

Why don't girls like playing dodgeball?

Because we don't like getting hit by balls. 12: *giggles for 5 minutes* You are so my child

When is the appropriate time to kick a midget in the balls?

A: When he is standing next to your girlfriend saying her hair smells nice