What did Julius Caesar say after taking Cleopatra's virginity?

Veni, Vidi... Veni.

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Why did Julius Caesar want to quit politics?

All that backstabbing was too much for him.

What did Julius Caesar ask when finding a color to paint the Senate?

Ecru, Brute "

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What did Octavian say when he stormed Cleopatra's gardens?

Caesar salad

Why was Cleopatra angry?

She was on her pyramid. Stolen from Whose Line Is It Anyway.

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What did Julius Caesar say after taking Cleopatra's virginity?

Veni, Vidi... Veni.

What did the Roman premature ejaculater say?

Veni, Vidi, Veni.