What did Julius Caesar say after taking Cleopatra's virginity?

Veni, Vidi... Veni.

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What's the difference between Julius Caesar and Genghis Khan?

Caesar: "I came, I saw, I conquered." Khan: "I conquered, I saw, I came."

What did Jennifer Lawrence say to Julius Caesar?

May the Ides be ever in your favor."

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Why was Cleopatra angry?

She was on her pyramid. Stolen from Whose Line Is It Anyway.

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Toga-ether we can rule the world !

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Veni, Vidi, Veni.

What did Julius Caesar say after taking Cleopatra's virginity?

Veni, Vidi... Veni.