What did Julius Caesar say after taking Cleopatra's virginity?

Veni, Vidi... Veni.

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What did Julius Caesar say after taking Cleopatra's virginity?

Veni, Vidi... Veni.

What's the difference between Julius Caesar and Genghis Khan?

Caesar: "I came, I saw, I conquered." Khan: "I conquered, I saw, I came."

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What do you get when you cross Cleopatra with Marc Antony?

Pharaoh-moans.

Why was Cleopatra angry?

She was on her pyramid. Stolen from Whose Line Is It Anyway.

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What did Julius Caesar say after taking Cleopatra's virginity?

Veni, Vidi... Veni.

What did the Roman premature ejaculater say?

Veni, Vidi, Veni.