What did Julius Caesar say after taking Cleopatra's virginity?

Veni, Vidi... Veni.

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What do my brother and Julius Caesar have in common?

They both hate been stabbed

What did Jennifer Lawrence say to Julius Caesar?

May the Ides be ever in your favor."

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What did Octavian say when he stormed Cleopatra's gardens?

Caesar salad

Why was Cleopatra angry?

She was on her pyramid. Stolen from Whose Line Is It Anyway.

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What did the Roman premature ejaculater say?

Veni, Vidi, Veni.

What did Julius Caesar say after taking Cleopatra's virginity?

Veni, Vidi... Veni.