What do you get when you cross Cleopatra with Marc Antony?

Pharaoh-moans.

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What do you get when you cross an aged marsupial with a con game?

The old switcheroo.

What do you get if you cross a retard and a graffiti artist?

Someone who spray paints on a chain link fence.

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What do you get when you cross Cleopatra with Marc Antony?

Pharaoh-moans.

Why was Marc Antony still interested in Cleopatra even when she's just had a baby?

Because it was delivered via Ceasarion section

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What do you get when you cross Cleopatra with Marc Antony?

Pharaoh-moans.

Why was Cleopatra so negative?

Because she was queen of denial.

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What do you get when you cross Cleopatra with Marc Antony?

Pharaoh-moans.