What were the martyr's last words?

I believe in peace in our time

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Time Jokes More Time Jokes

Why did the kid throw the watch out the window?

So time would fly.

When do clocks die?

When their time is up.

Believe Jokes More Believe Jokes

What do you call a god who lacks self-confidence?

An atheist. He doesn't really believe in himself.

What did one ghost say to another ghost?

Do you believe in people "

Peace Jokes More Peace Jokes

Why do you want to be Jedi?

Imagines using 'the force' to steal everyone's cats and building a cat army To keep the peace

Why can't there be peace in the Middle East?

It IS what it IS.