What were the martyr's last words?

I believe in peace in our time

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Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What us the difference between white, brown and black people?

The time God took to cook us

What did Ron Weasley do the first time he saw Hermione naked?

He whipped out his wand and yelled, "***Shtupify***!".

Believe Jokes More Believe Jokes

Why shouldn't Canadian adults laugh at children who believe in the Easter Bunny?

Because most of them still believe in Justin Trudeau

How many Jihadists does it take to change a light bulb?

Allah them. (I googled several varations and thus far I believe I am the originator)

Peace Jokes More Peace Jokes

Why is Islam called the religion of peace?

After you leave the religion, you rest in peace.

What is the difference between Donald and a peace of sh..?

NOTHING....!!!